ylc1:
chinike:
ohdrey89:
wastingyourgum:
lordnochybaty:
mystrade in thirty different AU settings (x):
Though very different in almost every way possible, Mycroft Holmes and Greg Lestrade are both considered the absolute worst roommates on campus. When they’re assigned a room together the bets on who will quit first start almost immadiately.
Somebody has to write this – great idea! And fantastic image choices! 🙂
But they weren’t planning on the exact opposite happening.
This truly is a fantastic idea.
@ylc1 are you up to the challenge? I think you would do a superb job of it. ☺
@chinike oh love, that’s so sweet! Thanks for the encouragement, I rather like the idea, but I think I should reduce the number of my WIPs first 😉
“God, you look cheerful. What’s happened?” Sally swings her heels on the coffee table as Anderson bustles into the common room, his face split from ear to ear in a grin.
“I am cheerful,” he reports. “I am over the bloody moon. Look at this!”
“Is that the ballots?” Sally plucks her cigarette from her mouth and sticks out a hand for the papers, frowning at them briefly before her eyebrows shoot up. “I’m in with some medical undergrad? Bernie- who?”
“Yes, yes, no idea, but loooook!” Anderson insists, all but vibrating into her lap to stab his finger on the paper next to his own name. “Bliss! Eden! Open wide those pearly gates and let me in! I’m not stuck with Holmes any more!”
“No! Who’s Mike Stamford?”
“That quiet little chap shaped like a pumpkin.”
“Oh, fantastic, Phil!” Sally replies, giving him a friendly squash. “Does that mean I can smoke in your room?”
“It means,” Anderson says, in raptures, swiping back the list and clutching it to his chest. “No more post it notes on my prep books. No more German opera. No more whirring dehumidifier. No more Mummy. No more schedules. No more Holmes…I’m so happy.”
“You’re too happy,” Sally warns, amused. She ruffles his hair, aware that Anderson has passed a hell of a year as Holmes’ roommate. After all, he’d spent more time in her room than his own. The boy’d only been going back to his room to pick up books and pass out asleep. “Who’s Dimmock got?”
“Edwards, from English Lit. Best thing though, guess who Holmes has got.”
“Who?”
“Guess.”
“I dunno. You know I ignore most of the blokes around here. Um… Welshie Davis?”
“No. Try again.”
“Rugby Ben?”
“Nope. Right lines though; think more roughty-toughty.”
“More roughty-toughty than Rugger bugger Ben? Watson?”
“Hah!” Anderson explodes, “I’d pay for that to happen! No. Better. I’m talking motorbike oil on the sheets, and Mr ‘THIS pot noodle is pot noodle but THIS pot noodle is actually toenails’.”
“Lestrade!?”
Anderson flips the paper around and shows her the reverse of the list. There it is in black and white. Lestrade, Gregory – Holmes, Mycroft: Room 242.
“Have they seen yet?” Sally says, lit up with the promise of the inevitable fall out of this. “I’m so glad we have housing ballots. Thank you God, for making my life complete. Oh my God, Phillip, they’re going to kill each other. Poor old Gregs. He won’t know what hit him.”
“I know,” Phillips replies, happily. “It’s going to be brilliant. I can’t wait to see Holmes’ head explode.”
“It won’t last,” Sally says pragmatically, putting out her cigarette in the damp base of her coffee cup. “One or the other will move out. Holmes probably. He can afford to.”
“You are forgetting Mummy dearest,” Anderson says, staring at the ceiling. “Holmes is only in the student dorms because Mummy says so, and Greg’s broke so…basically Greg’s doomed. Holmes’ll break him.”
“Well,” Sally replies, examining the paper again. “Then let’s call it a hundred quid shall we? I bet Holmes’ll crack first. He’s too clean. I’ve had to enter Lestrade’s room on a Sunday morning. There was cheese on the window and you could cut the air with a knife.”
Anderson, not about to reveal in detail the depths of leverage that Mycroft had managed to unearth over him, shakes his head. “Holmes’ll get his way,” he says, “But I’m game. Hundred quid, Greg moves out before the end of term.”
“Deal,” Sally says, pumping his hand. “And if no one moves out, fifty quid each has to go in the pot for the charity.”
“Won’t happen, but fine. You’re on.”
Sally laughs. “Holmes and Greg in one room. Come on,” she says, bouncing upright off of the sofa and stretching. “I want to see their faces when they realise they’re roommates!”
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