I love those otps that are like
person A: can play 12 different instruments, got accepted into Harvard, is organized
person B: once ate 15 cold hot pockets in a row, tripped over their shoelaces, claims they can fight 2000 bees
Tag: qaf headcanons
Aphrodite: if you’re not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me, don’t fucking touch my hair
Imagine Your OTP
gazing up at the stars and trying to glance at each other secretly.
Brian: [About Justin] What a weirdo. I can’t believe I’m going to make out with him.
Michael: Well…you don’t have to.
Brian: Nah, I’m gonna.
Justin: See, Brian, the way the whole boyfriend thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.
Brian: The deep stuff? Uh oh. Like what?
Justin: Like…what’s your favourite color?
Brian: Now you’ve stepped over the line.
Justin: hey Brian, now that we are dating I made this bracelet for you
Brian: oh, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person…
Justin: you don’t have to wear it
Brian: no, I’m going to wear it forever. Back off.
Imagine Your OTP
Person A: you’re so sweet and cute and precious
Person B: I AM NOT SWEET. I AM DARK AND MYSTERIOUS AND DANGEROUS AND VERY PISSED OFF.
Person A: :3c How cute
Character A: Question, Do you know how to get bloodstains off of walls?
Character B: No I don’t. Here’s a question for you. Do you really think that was an appropriate first date question?
Character A: No it’s more of a second date question, but the conversation stalled and I panicked.
My favorite OTP prompt of all time
A: hey can you hold this for me?
B: sure
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B: that’s your hand…
