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Presumably someone’s already written a MasterChef Professionals AU?

Mycroft Holmes, reclusive development chef with a reputation for harsh words to those who don’t carry out his instructions well enough to bring his culinary vision to life. He’s been out of normal service for a few years so it’ll be a challenge to cook in front of Marcus, Monica and the food critics; but the real danger is his perfectionism, the way he beats himself up when he can’t deliver. He’s very controlled, and likes the challenges where he can prepare and practice obsessively.

Greg Lestrade, who’s worked himself up within the industry from potwasher to sous chef of a five-star restaurant in Mayfair. His life outside cookery has fallen apart: his wife’s left him, sick of the hours and his obsession with the job. He’s easygoing, friendly, but a little experimental in his cooking – his favourite challenges are the invention tests, because he can just wing it…and to be fair, it usually pays off.

Mycroft and Greg get at cross purposes on the first day, when Greg tries to chat while they wait behind the scenes, and Mycroft frankly says he has no interest in talking. (Unbeknownst to Greg, Mycroft is feeling so sick with nerves he can hardly stay calm.)

Has anyone written one???? I need to read

Please 😭

I’m in love.

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duchesscloverly:

Give me ALL of your Mystrade coffee shop AUs!

(“I’m living in a world of goldfish,” he said. “I also don’t frequent cafés,” he said.)

It’s not the most imaginative name, but there’d been a Gregg’s down the street and “Gregory’s Coffee” had been the best name he could think up. Running a coffee shop was one thing; he wasn’t going to sink to naming it with bad puns. He’d thought about calling it Lestrade’s made it sound like a French bakery and a lot fancier than a shop that sold tea, coffee and the occasional toastie.

It was an unassuming shop that mostly sold to men and women in fancy suits, rushing around Whitehall. Not the suburb Greg would have picked, but Sherlock found the shop at a discount rent (guilt, Greg thinks. He’d got shot following one of Sherlock’s hunches – sorry, deductions – and even though it was Sherlock’s fast reactions that made the wound debilitating rather than lethal, he still seemed guilty about it.)

The shop does a steady trade. Enough to cover rent and salaries, and give Greg a little to set aside for a rainy day fund. More importantly, it keeps him busy. If he’s not serving coffee to queues of interchangeable faces in suits, he’s ordering stock or paying bills or rostering staff or reporting VAT. There’s a never-ending list of paperwork and cleaning, and it doesn’t leave him much time left to bold over his divorce or the ugly scar across his left side.

“Gregory,” someone says after ordering tea. “It’s an unusual name.”

Greg shrugs. “Not really,” he says, then, “Four pounds twenty.”

The man gives him a fiver. “It’s an unusual name for a cafe.”

Greg looks up then. He usually doesn’t bother. Best part of this job is that he doesn’t have to look at people and wonder what they’re hiding, constantly judge his honest they’re being with him. All he has to do is ring up the order and make sure the right drink gets made. “Better than Lestrade’s.”

The man – tall, strong nose, weak chin, sharp grey eyes – blinks twice. “Gregory Lestrade,” he says. “I owe you a debt of gratitude.”

“For what?”

“Sherlock.” His eyes flicker down as if he knows exactly where Greg was shot.

Greg hands back the man’s change, noticing the fine black leather gloves. “Sherlock saved my life. Not the other way around.”

“I disagree. Since the incident, Sherlock has stayed clean.” There’s a weight to the way he says clean, an emphasis Greg’s heard from family members and ex-junkies.

Sherlock may be a brilliant, messed-up kid – late twenties, yes, but still a kid – but he talks a lot when he’s high. “You’re the mysterious older brother? Running the world and keeping tabs on everything Sherlock does?”

He gets another blink and then the tiniest quirk of soft lips. Amusement softens his face, makes Greg see the five year old kid he must have been: precocious and bright, fascinated and thrilled by the world. “One of those is true, yes. Mycroft Holmes. If there’s anything I can do for you…”

“Like what?”

“Anything,” Mycroft replies, too serious, once again such a sensible adult.

“Let’s call it even.” Without Sherlock, that bullet would have gone through a lung and nicked his heart. Greg’s seen the trajectory projections. He also knows life’s too short to dilly-dally and waste opportunities. “But if you’re free Friday night…”

“I am, yes.”

“Want to go to dinner with me?”

Mycroft pulls himself back to his full height, ducks his chin in. There’s a small confused crease between his brows. “Dinner? As in a romantic…” He seems lost for words.

“A date, yeah.” Greg smiles hopefully and ignores the two person queue forming behind Mycroft. They can wait or they can go to the Cafe Nero round the corner. “You and me.”

Mycroft looks him up and down, so much like Sherlock used to that Greg almost laughs at the similarity. “This Friday?”

“Uh-huh.”

“I’ll pick you up at eight.”

“You don’t have my address.” Then, Greg thinks of something else. “You don’t have my phone number.”

“Not a problem,” Mycroft replies with the kind of confidence that Greg finds irresistible.

starrysummer-nights:

Listen. I don’t make the rules.

But when they first start dating/fucking, Greg says the filthiest thing to Mycroft. Just utter trash. Mycroft blushes each and every time he does too which is what Greg really loves.

Until one day Mycroft says something to Greg so incredibly filthy that Greg swears to god he blacks out for a few seconds due to the immediate rush of blood to his cock.

sherlockrarepairs:

Halloween wasn’t particularly a thing when Mycroft was a child, so his first proper exposure was Greg’s daughters rushing into their house, rambling on about their wonderful costume idea, and how they were going to dress as three.. sisters?  From some Despicable child’s movie.  And that they expected their father to dress up to take them out.

Until an hour before they were set to leave, and Greg was called away on an emergency.  Nobody ever warned Mycroft that being a step-parent would come with three devastated little girls!  But the costume was only a black jacket and a striped scarf… (and a promise extracted from Greg not to make any nose jokes).

Maybe, said the oldest girl later that night, as he carried her sleeping sister home… maybe having him for a step-father wasn’t so bad after all.

              🎃  Mystrade

Imagine Greg having to make Mycroft a cup of tea after Bake Off is over because he always gets so stressed when it gets to the judging. Greg knows it’s because Mycroft was brought up to try and be perfect at everything and holds himself to insanely high standards. So he makes him drink the tea, and cuddles him on the sofa, and says they’ll do some totally un-judged baking together on Sunday morning. 💕

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mottlemoth:

This makes me so happy 😭❤️ I need it so much.

And when they bake together Greg always picks the ugliest scone or whatever and has it for Sunday breakfast because he says it tastes the best and Mycroft can’t stop him. And Mycroft pretends to be displeased at him deliberately picking the ugly one but actually he just loves Greg so endlessly much and they sit together at the table having breakfast, holding hands, feet together under the table

mottlemoth:

[Mystrade ficlet – pure fluff and happiness. ❤ M-rated. Inspired by this photo.]


It takes a lot to get Mycroft to laugh – but when he does, he laughs.

They’re practically living together before Greg even sees it happen. One Friday night with the weekend ahead of them, they end up lying on the couch beneath Mycroft’s winter blanket together, watching Blackadder in the dark with a bottle of red wine. They have nowhere to be in the morning; the bottle soon empties itself. Greg digs a pint of chocolate ice cream out of the freezer. He feeds it to Mycroft with a teaspoon as Mycroft lies comfortably against his chest, watching the TV with a gorgeous little smirk on his face. By the time they reach the middle of series two, his snorts of amusement are cracking open into unguarded chuckles. He gets ten minutes into the fifth episode before it’s all over for Mycroft and he’s laughing helplessly against Greg’s chest, barely able to breathe. There are tears in the corner of his eyes. He’s shaking, collapsing into more laughter each time he tries to get a hold of himself, and his helpless amusement and distress set Greg off too. They have to stop the DVD just to breathe, their sides now hurting from the laughter. Mycroft is a mess – he tries desperately to wipe his face, but the helpless tears keep on coming.

Greg already knew he loved Mycroft.

He didn’t realise how much.

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