Tag: i’m a slut for notes

timeviolence:

queerical:

prokopetz:

Concept: one of those cliché angel/demon romances, except the demon is the stuffy, orthodox one and the angel is like “hold my beer”.

#demon: youre SUPPOSED to be a background influence!! no one is supposed to see you!!! youre not supposed to leave any sign of ur presence!#angel *sneezes and twenty feathers drift to the ground*: lmao im gonna cure this chicks blindness and make that guy rethink his life choices (via @andsotheuniverseended)

demon: *sits there drawing up a long contract for a lawyer’s human soul, working out the loopholes because lawyers are sneaky*
angel: i think that dude is on lsd lmao i’m gonna go talk to him in my true form
demon: don’t you have burning wings and a thousand eyes or something
angel: haha ye
deom: *long sigh*

Demon!Mycroft & Angel!Greg

Can we please consider Mycroft and Greg having sex while trying to keep a completely normal conversation going as a game. And each of them trying to make the other “happier” and who ever can remain coherent the longest “wins”.

Okay, but what if it went like this. Same set up but then:

OTP Person A: You’re not my best friend

Stranger: Nope

Best Friend: You’re holding the wrong hand

Person A: You sure?

Stranger: We’re sure

Person A: I feel committed to finishing this Starbucks experience with you now

Stranger: I’m not paying

Person A: Oh nevermind, let me go back to my friend

Best Friend: I’m not paying either

OTP Person B: Come hold my hand, sir/miss. I’ll buy you any frappuccino you want

Person A goes and holds hands with Person B

Person A: At least someone cares about me

IKEA shenanigans

#1
Person A, lying seductively in bed: honey come join me
Person B: if you don’t put on your shirt I’m legitimately gonna leave you here
#2
Person A: I’m gonna choose a random tag and whatever unfathomable word is on it, I’m gonna name our kid that
Person B: p l e a s e s t o p
#3
Person B: you gotta stop crying about all the rooms
Person A: *sniffles* mOST OF THEM DONT HAVE A WORLD OUTSIDE THEIR WINDOWS AND ALL THEIR BOOKS ARE IN SWEDISH THATS SO TRAGIC
#4
Person A: *staring at all the desks*
Person B: *walks up to them* what’re you doing?
Person A: I’m wondering which of them you’d look best pinned aga-
Person B: *kicks them in the shin*

Okay, so I’ve been thinkng about the line in Suicide Squad “She was his queen. And God help anyone who dared to disrespect his queen.” And I thought of a fem!Mystrade mobster/mafia AU. So I’m going to write a little bit of it here.
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In London, Mycroft Holmes is king. If you ask his brother, he’ll tell you that Mycroft practically runs the government. And he does it all from his house or this one little pub in Mayfair. And the pub is only because that’s where she likes to sing. Because if Mycroft Holmes is king, then Georgiana Lestrade is queen. And God help you if you disrespect his queen.
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Should I write more?