“And you are…”
“Single.”
“Stop it, I’m insulting you not looking to flirt.”
“Why can’t we do both?”
Author: mystrade-lecroft
For Filthy Friday – Greg and Mycroft being at Baker Street for a case with Sherlock and John when they rush out and Greg and Mycroft are alone in the house and decide to have sex somewhere (somewhere that they know would annoy them the most). And later they get texts from John and Sherlock about it because of course Sherlock could tell and they just laugh about it.
Mycroft and Greg would probably do it on Sherlock’s chair out of sheer spite since Sherlock is annoying them both almost all the time. They’d be quite proud of themselves actually.
Sherlock would be disgusted and never look at his chair in the same way again. He’d get John to clean it everyday, John would always bring it up and and tease Sherlock about it. John would piss himself laughing at Sherlock’s annoyed state. Sherlock would text them things like “Why?!” and “You two owe me a new chair” whereas John would text “Good on you lads”.
I could reign in heaven
or I could rule hell
where I take over doesn’t matter
I’d have you on the throne beside mine

How do you think Greg would tell Sherlock he’s dating his brother, something tells me Sherlock says something mean to him and Greg shouts at him your brother likes it! Lol I can just see Sherlock’s shocked confused face.
“New shirt Gabe?” Sherlock asked glancing the detective up and down with a raised brow.
Greg rolled his eyes “It’s Greg and yes it is”.
Sherlock pulled a face “Hmm doesn’t suit you. Pretty ridiculous colour of you ask me”.
“Yeah well your brother likes it…likes it more when it’s on the floor of his bedroom…” Greg muttered with crossed arms.
Sherlock froze, his face contorting with shock “What?”
“You heard me”.
I’ve always hated people like you who try to take over the universe. They never fail to make the people like me, who actually could take over the world if we wanted to, look bad.

“It’s
my first day off in three years. I’m not helping you break in anywhere.”And then they said…
Have a character say this and build on from there. Where the conversation and the story goes is up to you!
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but i bet greg kisses mycroft gently on the nose sometimes. and mycroft flushes and gets kind of awkward and shy, and greg thinks it’s adorable.
and sometimes greg kisses him softly on the forehead. that’s when mycroft can’t stop for anything and he’s so tired. and he just leans into it for a moment and closes his eyes as greg strokes his hair.
So, I read this story assuming Greg meant my friend Greg K. And the sad part is, I just completely accepted that 1.) there was someone out there shipping my friend Greg K. and Mycroft Holmes, 2.) that it was not out of character for Greg to be soft gay with Mycroft, and 3.) that Greg would be the nurturing one in the relationship.
I’m c r y i n g
Just showed this post to @starwritandsuchthings.
She also misread it as Greg K. (edited to be clear: we are both friends with the same Greg)
I just don’t even know what to do with my life anymore
Okay, i kind of want to meet your friend Greg. he sounds like he’s in crying need of an overworked bf to fuss over 😁
anyone out there know a random mycroft by chance?
#who are you greg#infiltrating my headcanon without knowing it#i think greg needs a bf
Oh man, you have no idea. This guy has been engaged at least twice that I know of (to women), had several girlfriends walk all over his ass, gets publicly dumped on what seems to be a fairly regular basis, and is maybe the best candidate for a blind date with Mycroft Holmes I’ve ever seen. He’d be too nice to skip out when he realized he’d been set up with another dude, and would probably end up at least making friends with him and inviting him over to his house for steaks that he’d grill himself, if not agreeing to casually date and see how things go.
i honestly can’t stop laughing now. I’m sorry, Greg! the poor bab. I now legitimately and officially ship your nice and slightly tragic friend Greg K with Mycroft and I think they’d be super good for each other.
also, Mycroft is so totally going to go all creepily big-brother and scare the hell out of all the women in greg’s past in petty revenge for undervaluing his bf.
also omg wookie impressions!
my nayme is gregg
i mite be gaye
plese set me up
a date todaye
with mycrofte holms
i lik his stile
his nose i kysshe makes me smyle
YES it’s official, Greg K/Mycroft is a ship now.
❤
GregKroft.
I’m into it
Nasty Breakup Prompt
“I never want to see you again. Go to hell”
“I’m sorry, I can’t go to hell. Satan just told me they never wanted to see me again.”

i brought to you a aesthetic pleasure. [3]
» young mycroft and gregory. they are so in love with each other. and once mycroft says “i read once that the ancient egyptians had fifty words for sand & the eskimos had a hundred words for snow. i wish i had a thousand words for love, but all that comes to mind is the way you move against me while you sleep & there are no words for that,” and gregory has a feel that he is the most happy person in this world.