Send me numbers..

hmg621:

brattybts:

madog255:

bambwie:

Wait, these are actually hella cute questions.”


1. Who was the last person you held hands with?

2. Are you outgoing or shy?

3. Who are you looking forward to seeing?

4. Are you easy to get along with?

5. If you were drunk would the person you like take care of you?

6. What kind of people are you attracted to?

7. Do you think you’ll be in a relationship two months from now?

8. Who from the opposite gender is on your mind?

9. Does talking about sex make you uncomfortable?

10. Who was the last person you had a deep conversation with?

11. What does the most recent text that you sent say?

12. What are your 5 favorite songs right now?

13. Do you like it when people play with your hair?

14. Do you believe in luck and miracles?

15. What good thing happened this summer?

16. Would you kiss the last person you kissed again?

17. Do you think there is life on other planets?

18. Do you still talk to your first crush?

19. Do you like bubble baths?

20. Do you like your neighbors?

21. What are you bad habits?

22. Where would you like to travel?

23. Do you have trust issues?

24. Favorite part of your daily routine?

25. What part of your body are you most uncomfortable with?

26. What do you do when you wake up?

27. Do you wish your skin was lighter or darker?

28. Who are you most comfortable around?

29. Have any of your ex’s told you they regret breaking up?

30. Do you ever want to get married?

31. Is your hair long enough for a pony tail?

32. Which celebrities would you have a threesome with?

33. Spell your name with your chin.

34. Do you play sports? What sports?

35. Would you rather live without TV or music?

36. Have you ever liked someone and never told them?

37. What do you say during awkward silences?

38. Describe your dream girl/guy?

39. What are your favorite stores to shop in?

40. What do you want to do after high school?

41. Do you believe everyone deserves a second chance?

42. If your being extremely quiet what does it mean?

43. Do you smile at strangers?

44. Trip to outer space or bottom of the ocean?

45. What makes you get out of bed in the morning?

46. What are you paranoid about?

47. Have you ever been high?

48. Have you ever been drunk?

49. Have you done anything recently that you hope nobody finds out about?

50. What was the colour of the last hoodie you wore?

51. Ever wished you were someone else?

52. One thing you wish you could change about yourself?

53. Favourite makeup brand?

54. Favourite store?

55. Favourite blog?

56. Favourite colour?

57. Favourite food?

58. Last thing you ate?

59. First thing you ate this morning?

60. Ever won a competition? For what?

61. Been suspended/expelled? For what?

62. Been arrested? For what?

63. Ever been in love?

64. Tell us the story of your first kiss?

65. Are you hungry right now?

66. Do you like your tumblr friends more than your real friends?

67. Facebook or Twitter?

68. Twitter or Tumblr?

69. Are you watching tv right now?

70. Names of your bestfriends?

71. Craving something? What?

72. What colour are your towels?

72. How many pillows do you sleep with?

73. Do you sleep with stuffed animals?

74. How many stuffed animals do you think you have?

75. Favourite animal?

76. What colour is your underwear?

77. Chocolate or Vanilla?

78. Favourite ice cream flavour?

79. What colour shirt are you wearing?

80. What colour pants?

81. Favourite tv show?

82. Favourite movie?

83. Mean Girls or Mean Girls 2?

84. Mean Girls or 21 Jump Street?

85. Favourite character from Mean Girls?

86. Favourite character from Finding Nemo?

87. First person you talked to today?

88. Last person you talked to today?

89. Name a person you hate?

90. Name a person you love?

91. Is there anyone you want to punch in the face right now?

92. In a fight with someone?

93. How many sweatpants do you have?

94. How many sweaters/hoodies do you have?

95. Last movie you watched?

96. Favourite actress?

97. Favourite actor?

98. Do you tan a lot?

99. Have any pets?

100. How are you feeling?

101. Do you type fast?

102. Do you regret anything from your past?

103. Can you spell well?

104. Do you miss anyone from your past?

105. Ever been to a bonfire party?

106. Ever broken someone’s heart?

107. Have you ever been on a horse?

108. What should you be doing?

109. Is something irritating you right now?

110. Have you ever liked someone so much it hurt?

111. Do you have trust issues?

112. Who was the last person you cried in front of?

113. What was your childhood nickname?

114. Have you ever been out of your province/state?

115. Do you play the Wii?

116. Are you listening to music right now?

117. Do you like chicken noodle soup?

118. Do you like Chinese food?

119. Favourite book?

120. Are you afraid of the dark?

121. Are you mean?

122. Is cheating ever okay?

123. Can you keep white shoes clean?

124. Do you believe in love at first sight?

125. Do you believe in true love?

126. Are you currently bored?

127. What makes you happy?

128. Would you change your name?

129. What your zodiac sign?

130. Do you like subway?

131. Your bestfriend of the opposite sex likes you, what do you do?

132. Who’s the last person you had a deep conversation with?

133. Favourite lyrics right now?

134. Can you count to one million?

135. Dumbest lie you ever told?

136. Do you sleep with your doors open or closed?

137. How tall are you?

138. Curly or Straight hair?

139. Brunette or Blonde?

140. Summer or Winter?

141. Night or Day?

142. Favourite month?

143. Are you a vegetarian?

144. Dark, milk or white chocolate?

145. Tea or Coffee?

146. Was today a good day?

147. Mars or Snickers?

148. What’s your favourite quote?

149. Do you believe in ghosts?

150. Get the closest book next to you, open it to page 42, what’s the first line on that page?

Up to 5 numbers each person

Please do this. I’d love to talk to y’all 💙

Ask me all you want!

Ask me things please

Justin: [knocks on the door]
Brian: You can’t come in!
Justin: Why not?
Brian: Because, uh, Michael is naked!
Michael: What?
Brian: Well, I couldn’t tell him I was naked. He’s allowed to see me naked.
Michael: Why does anyone have to be naked?

Random Prompts

otp-prompts-for-you:

– “You eat kitkats like a monster, honestly I don’t think I can love you anymore.”
“At least I know how to cough into my elbow like a civilized being.”

– “Do you ever realize that we act like an old married couple sometimes?”
“We are an old married couple…”

– “Do you know how to cook anything besides ramen?”
“Totally.”
“What?”
“Um… microwave popcorn.”

– “You are so weak when it comes to spicy food.”
“No I’m not.”
“Name 1 spice you enjoy.”
“Pepper counts, right?”

– “I would do anything to prove my love for you.”
“Drink that entire bottle of hot sauce then.” “I don’t love you that much.”

– “Dude, you cry over everything.” “No I don’t.”
“You cried when a fly you called your ‘friend’ flew out of the window, you left open.” “Listen, I just felt really close to Fred.”
“IT WAS A FLY.”

– “Why do we have a dog? We didn’t have a dog before I left.”
“Yeah, well, get with the times. Things change. Ugh, you’re just another old guy who doesn’t wanna accept that the world is changing.”
“1, You’re older than me. 2, You still haven’t told me why we now have a dog.”

– “Hey, do you love me a lot?“

“Of course!”

“Enough to give me your garlic bread?”
“F**k no.”

New fic idea

ylc1:

This idea attacked me last night, just as I was turning off the lights and refused to let me sleep until I wrote it down. I like it, actually, and thought I would share it and see what you guys think of the premise 😉


“I need you to seduce my brother.”

Greg stares, not exactly surprised by the fact that Sherlock has sneaked into his flat, even if it’s past midnight and he has just installed a new security system. It’s the sort of thing he has come to expect after 5 years of dealing with the madman, along with the frequently odd (and sometimes downright crazy) requests (more like demands).

This, however, takes the cake.

He blinks, his brain slowly going back online after being so rudely awoken and makes the only logical question. “What?”

Sherlock huffs, his expression telling Greg how much he dislikes repeating himself. “I said-”

“No, no, I heard that,” the older man interrupts, sitting up and rubbing his eyes tiredly. “I meant, why?”

Sherlock makes a face, clearly annoyed. “So I can have his boyfriend.”

Greg blinks once more, his sleepiness helping to ignore the way his heart constricts at such words. He always knew Mycroft Holmes was way out of his league, but the man didn’t seem inclined to date at all, so he had always imagined-

Well. Never mind that.

He stares at Sherlock some more and then shakes his head, getting out of bed and making his way to the kitchen, determined to pour himself a drink. He can feel Sherlock following after him, hovering like a shadow, radiating frustration.

“Alright,” he says after pouring himself 2 fingers of whisky. He hesitates, looks up at Sherlock and pours himself another finger. “From the beginning then. What are you going on about?”

Sherlock glares but drops himself on one of the chairs at the kitchen and begins his tale.


I like it and I think I’ll go back to it once I’m done with one of my current WIPs, but I don’t know. I wanted to write some angsty Johncroft/Johnlock story (I just re read my fic “Long term complications of arranged marriages”) but I think this will be more on the humorous side; it’ll be a alternate first meeting, fake/pretend relationship and end Johnlock/Mystrade. No actual messy triangles involved 😉

Anyway… thoughts anyone?

I desperate want more