Justin: See, Brian, the way the whole boyfriend thing works is you have to tell each other the deep stuff.
Brian: The deep stuff? Uh oh. Like what?
Justin: Like…what’s your favourite color?
Brian: Now you’ve stepped over the line.

Justin: hey Brian, now that we are dating I made this bracelet for you
Brian: oh, you know, I’m not really a jewelry person…
Justin: you don’t have to wear it
Brian: no, I’m going to wear it forever. Back off.

Character A: Question, Do you know how to get bloodstains off of walls?

Character B: No I don’t. Here’s a question for you. Do you really think that was an appropriate first date question?

Character A: No it’s more of a second date question, but the conversation stalled and I panicked.